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Martha Stewart went to prison for lying to federal investigators and obstruction of justice, not for insider trading. The "insider trading" (not actually a crime; the actual criminal thing in such cases tends to be "securities fraud") charges were variously dropped or dismissed by the court, depending on the charge. So she was actually innocent (in the legal system sense, at least) of the crime she was initially accu…
> Martha Stewart went to prison for lying to federal investigators Kids, if the FBI comes a-knocking, shut. Your. Fat. Fucking. Mouth. Ask for a lawyer and the shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter if you're innocent. If you talk to the Feds and make a mistake, you can be charged with a felony for lying to to federal agents. Did you talk to that guy on Saturday, May 20th, 2017? Who knows? The Feds do, and if you don't…
It's always shut the fuck up Friday. 7 days a week.