Earlier quoted context omitted.
In the context of the words written in his yearbook, "Judge, have you boofed yet?", how could it possibly make sense to ask a 16-year-old boy if he has ever farted yet? Why even ask that question? What do you guess the answer is? Interpreting "boof" as fart in that context makes absolutely no sense. But interpreting "boof" as ingesting drugs or alcohol though the anus is perfectly consistent with his well documented…
Having once been a 16 year old boy, it's not unusual for teenagers to say catchphrases that are nonsensical and/or inside jokes.
Are you also willing to perform the same outlandish logical gymnastics to argue against the widely known definition of "Devil’s Triangle", too?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Devils%20Tri...
>A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men. It is important to remember that straight men do not make eye contact while in the act. Doing so will question their sexuality. Larry: Did you hear that Eric and Brian were in a Devils Triangle with Sarah last night? Brad: Yeah man, I did, what homo's. Larry: No man, its cool, they didn't make eye contact.
And to argue just as vigorously and confidently that the women who went public to accused him of sexual assault, and subjected themselves to vicious attack and ridicule and death threats, were all lying?
And do you firmly believe it was right for Republicans to refuse to let the FBI investigate the stories and interview witnesses, or to call his friend Mark Judge as a witness to testify under oath, who was present when Kavanaugh sexually assaulted Kirsten Gillibrand, and who could have also addressed who "Bart O'Kavanaugh" he wrote about in his book "Wasted: Tales of a GenX Drunk" was based on?
https://www.newsweek.com/brett-kavanaugh-refuses-bart-okavan...
>During questioning by the Senate Judiciary Committee Thursday, Kavanaugh did not deny that he was the drunken "Bart O'Kavanaugh" who was said to have vomited and passed out in a car in Judge's book. A heated exchange between Kavanaugh and Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont left the question unanswered, but suggested Kavanaugh believed Judge was referring to him.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180928120612/https://www.gazet...
>Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is blasting Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee for failing to call additional witnesses to testify about allegations by Christine Blasey Ford that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her when they were in high school. The New York senator said Thursday that it is “an outrage” that Republicans did not force Kavanaugh’s friend Mark Judge to testify under oath. Ford says Judge was present when Kavanaugh attacked her.
So is it your opinion that "boys will be boys", and "(shrug) who hasn't been accused of rape at that age (chuckle)?"
Maybe you're only defending him because you acted the same way at that age, but you weren't nominated for the Supreme Court, and you didn't lie about it under oath in front of Congress.