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For instance there is no way for distributed search engines to work with CloudFlare. No, "contact me and we'll help" is not always a solution.
I've never been able to "reach a human" at Google, Facebook and other web giants and I'm skeptical that you can at a place like Cloudflare. In fact, I'd be really astonished it was possible, because otherwise their business isn't scalable.
If this doesn't at-least meet your definition of "reach a human at Cloudflare", I'm not sure what will.