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Much appreciated. That still does network requests and I wasn't able to make it work fully offline after downloading all the assets, but pretty nice nonetheless.
Really? I downloaded the js file linked and set up an index.html with that snippet. The only requests being made were for FontAwesome stuff which you could also download and change the references to in that `embed.js`.
But it's not a request, I doubt I'll ever use this because of my initial points. If it was a CLI tool that converted plain text input to image I'd consider trying it out.