Well I guess we could have solved the rural Internet access problem at the same time as the pandemic but no. Big corporations and governments colluded to prevent that happening.
Yes. Sarcasm.
Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?
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#12That's unfortunate.
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#13I’ve never heard this question formulated this way, it’s weird that they would put it in the FAQs unless they’re just taking the piss. A more helpful question would have been “Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” or something along those lines.
i did see some people who believed there was a literal 5G chip in the vaccine that was injected
people who could believe that could believe anything
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#14I need some clarification on "connect me to the internet", does that means I can watch Youtube videos by simply closing my eyes? I can search on Google with my thoughts? Can I connect to my smart home so I can turn on the lights without saying a word?
Yes. And if you send ${Your bank balance} to 35hK24tcLEWcgZA4JxpöbkNkoAcJGqQP, I'll decrypt your memory on how to do that as well as all your other favourite memories.
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#15I need some clarification on "connect me to the internet", does that means I can watch Youtube videos by simply closing my eyes? I can search on Google with my thoughts? Can I connect to my smart home so I can turn on the lights without saying a word?
No, it will just post your filthy thoughts to your facebook timelime.
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#16I need some clarification on "connect me to the internet", does that means I can watch Youtube videos by simply closing my eyes? I can search on Google with my thoughts? Can I connect to my smart home so I can turn on the lights without saying a word?
No, it will just post your filthy thoughts to your facebook timelime.
I believe the people that believe in 5G in vaccines are already posting every stupid thought they have on facebook.
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#17The people believing in this „trackable chip“ in the vaccines will not trust a governmental website telling them they are not tracked. Despite this bullshit, having so small internet connected chips would enable a lot new usages. Would be very interesting times.
I don't think the question is aimed at the people who believe it's a trackable chip for Bill Gates to control your mind so much as the people who have no clue and know they have no clue but have heard some rumour vaccines have some connection with 5G which is bad, apparently, and want to understand whether it's true. Asking the question in a purposely silly way (is that really what Dave meant when he was talking about 5G?!) and then giving a techy-sounding answer that sounds like they're taking the concern seriously probably does reassure a lot of those people.
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#18This is wild, like most I think this is a bit of comic relief, but honestly I think even answering this has added some legitimacy to the conspiracy nuts..
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#19So now you can be on the first page of HN with an April's fool article on April 7th?
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#20My only question is: can I choose my carrier? I’ll be damned if I’m forced to Sprint network!!! Oh, and another, what kind of plan I am getting, can I upgrade it and most importantly, is it paid for by taxes or will I receive the bills? Either way, I hope it’s tax deductible at least!