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> ...but the fact that file:// schemes can access remote files by appending /net/ followed by a domain name is pretty shocking. Not that shocking. Windows has had that with SMB networking for ages file://SMBSERVERNAME/path/file . Linux somewhat supports /dev/tcp/HOSTNAME/PORT (technically that's application level in bash so not everywhere), and im sure there's daemons you could run to automount things on the fly.
> Linux somewhat supports /dev/tcp/HOSTNAME/PORT (technically that's application level in bash so not everywhere), and im sure there's daemons you could run to automount things on the fly. Do note that this has been disabled in the major distributions at compile time for pretty much ever. The debian bug to build bash with that feature by default is ~20 years old (and was closed as wontdo).
Terminal 1
$ echo hi > /dev/tcp/127.0.0.1/9999
Terminal 2
$ nc -vvvlp 9999
Listening on [0.0.0.0] (family 2, port 9999)
Connection from 127.0.0.1 57540 received!
hi
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