Now I want a USB-C thumb drive that has different data on different sides. Like the old 5 1/4" diskette drives where you flipped the disk for double capacity. Using it for retro-gaming would be fun. When the game says "Flip the Disk" you flip the USB drive.
Given that this is the only practical application you have to wonder why we ever had the one way plugs in the first place.
A one-way plug would be fine if the profile were sharply asymmetrical, to the point where one could find the right orientation by touch alone. Maybe something like an even more pronounced trapezoid than hdmi.