The classic "lp0 on fire" error message comes to mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire Really though, I feel truly awful for anyone affected by this. The post recommends implementing a disaster recovery plan. The truth is that most people don't have one. So, let's use this post to talk about Disaster Recovery Plans! Mine: I have 5 servers at OVH (not at SBG) and they all back up to Amazon S3 or Backblaze B2…
Got burned once (no pun intended), learned my lesson. Hot spare on a different continent with replicated data along with a third box just for backups. The backup box gets offsite backups held in a safe with another redundant copy in another site in another safe. Restores are tested quarterly. Keep backups of backups. Once bitten, twice shy.
Probably this is the most important part of your plan. It's not the backup that matters; it's the restore. And if you don't practice it from time to time, it's probably not going to work when you need it.