Say I'm in the US, but I have an overseas website hosting a browser exploit kit that pushes a trojan to non NATO type countries that steals their bitcoin wallet and mails it to me. I then spend those bitcoins with a US service like this and get a US company to ship goods to a US address. Let's even say the US service knows I'm shady but doesn't care as long as my bitcoins show. Who of any of us are breaking laws? My…
I have trouble believing that you'd get very far calling up the FBI to report that someone hit you on the head with a hammer for the purpose of stealing the $100 cash in your wallet. Basically, petty crimes are not important. Especially to the FBI. Whether Bitcoin or USD, they don't care. (Relevant internet meme: honey badger.)
"[The] FBI's Regional Crimes Task Force in Chicago reviewed the Chicago police sergeant's video and determined with "100-percent certainty" that Miller picked up the puck."