It’s all very well having 18.78Ꮆ (gorgcoins; ~$687,441) but if all you can do with them is buy 18.78Ꮆ of Cryptotchotchkees then it doesn’t seem like such a big deal.
I guess, if you’re stuck with an exit, what you really need to do is to make some kind of a market for some new product that can only be bought using gorgcoin. Then you’ll finally be able to sell your gorgcoin for USD, and buy a lambo / Patek / heart operation.