Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#1

Post by titusblair » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:23 PM UTC

I don’t know, he ransomware!

Let's post more Jokes and Funny things here on HN to bring some cheer :)

Joke Credit: https://upjoke.com/hacker-jokes

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#2

Post by powerbroker » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:28 PM UTC

There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary; and those who don't.

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#3

Post by titusblair » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:30 PM UTC

powerbroker wrote: post #2

There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary; and those who don't.

LOL!!

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#4

Post by Bluestein » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:35 PM UTC

While I second the cheer motion ...

... I think we should -improve- the jokes :)

(ouch!)

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#5

Post by titusblair » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:39 PM UTC

Bluestein wrote: post #4

While I second the cheer motion ... ... I think we should -improve- the jokes :) (ouch!)

If the joke makes us laugh it has to be good :P LOL I realize this one was pretty cheezy LOL!

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#6

Post by Bluestein » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:39 PM UTC

titusblair wrote: post #5

Bluestein wrote: post #4

While I second the cheer motion ... ... I think we should -improve- the jokes :) (ouch!)

If the joke makes us laugh it has to be good :P LOL I realize this one was pretty cheezy LOL!

Yes. A tad ...

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#7

Post by brevis » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 9:46 PM UTC

Saying "Java is nice because it works on all OS" is like saying "Anal sex is nice because it works on all gender".

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#8

Post by pan69 » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 10:01 PM UTC

An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says; do you mind if I join you?

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#9

Post by evronm » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 10:06 PM UTC

powerbroker wrote: post #2

There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary; and those who don't.

Likewise, there are two hard problems in computing: Cache invalidation, naming things, and off by 1 errors.

Re: Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

#10

Post by dgrin91 » Wed, Mar 03, 2021, 10:10 PM UTC

This is probably the the worst confluence of programmer & dad jokes I have ever seen.

I love it.