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Gold has an upkeep, Fort Knox doesn't operate for free, neither does a bank.
Plus, gold was created by a supernova so you should take that energy into account as well.
Unless you've got some dyson spheres lying around that you're not telling me about, I'm going to politely request that bitcoin advocates not expend more energy than we have in the entire world just so that they can diversify their investment portfolios.