OK, this got funnier the longer I read. > Buy a Big Mac before boarding the plane, and eat it whenever you want. Bring chocolate and other snacks. If I ever end up sitting next to somebody who brought along a Big Mac...well, the plane better have empty seats somewhere else... (I was touring NSW, Australia via rail some years ago and sat across from another tourist who was calmly consuming a large chocolate bunny. It'…
I rather prefer the smaller Mac Air, the big one is too heavy and bulky for long flights. And I would never eat it.