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Yes. (ok, this one's actually a logic joke...)
Ah, logic jokes... Three philosophers walk into a bar, and the bartender asks: "Do you all want a drink?" The first one says "I don't know." The second one says "I don't know." The third one says "Yes!"
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies. "Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2. "What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous." "Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along". "There are v…
... Everybody knows "Jesus saves."
... Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand
... It just needs a good text editor.
... Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
... All they do is sit on the bed and tell their spouses how good it's going to be.
... They haven't had any gigs yet.
... "Please excuse my friend, he's not null terminated."
... Profanity.
... At which point the genie responds, “Uh, let me see that map again.”
... None. They just declare darkness the standard.
... The programmer says "Let's just get out and get back in again."
An SEO consultant walks into a bar, pub, speakeasy, drinking hall, club.
MongoDB is webscale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.
One of my all time favorites. Can’t remember where I first read it (Quora?), but it’s currently my top Google hit for “balloon programmer project manager joke”. [0] ============ A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend. I would meet him half an hour ago, but I…
I sent this to a project manager once, and they didnt understand nor appreciate it.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies. "Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2. "What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous." "Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along". "There are v…