Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

Post by throwawybillion » Thu, Jan 21, 2021, 3:21 AM UTC

thedanbob wrote: post #36

XML is like violence: if it doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough of it.

Post by senectus1 » Thu, Jan 21, 2021, 3:23 AM UTC

dharmab wrote: post #28

A QA engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer. She orders 2 beers. She orders 0 beers. She orders -1 beers. She orders a lizard. She orders a NULLPTR. She tries to leave without paying. Satisfied, she declares the bar ready for business. The first customer comes in an orders a beer. They finish their drink, and then ask where the bathroom is. The bar explodes.

Post by sova » Thu, Jan 21, 2021, 3:24 AM UTC

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Post by fctorial » Thu, Jan 21, 2021, 3:26 AM UTC