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I think I saw this on reddit years ago: Programmer's wife: "when you go to the store, can you buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six." He comes back with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: "why would you buy six cartons of milk?" "Well, they had eggs"
Legend says he's at the store still.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Those who don't understand binary
Those that think its a binary joke
Those who understand trinary
no no it is:
Those who don't understand binary
Those that think its a binary joke
Those that think its a trinary joke
Those who understand base 4
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Here's one from the olden days... Q: How are programmers like card machines? A: With both you have to punch the information in.
A boy and a girl are sitting next to each other in a Java Computer Science class. The boy reaches over and starts going through the girls purse. The girl says: "Hey! That's private!" The boy replies: "But we're in the same class!"
Friends can access each other's private members in a public class.
I think I saw this on reddit years ago: Programmer's wife: "when you go to the store, can you buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six." He comes back with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: "why would you buy six cartons of milk?" "Well, they had eggs"
The next time she says to him, "while you're at the store, pick up some bananas." Legend says he's at the store still.
Definition of Recursion:- see Recursion
Infinite Loop: see Loop, Infinite
Most problems in computing can be solved by adding an additional layer of abstraction or indirection
...except for problems resulting from too many layers of abstraction or indirection.