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Re: Serverless SQLite

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post #16

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> SQLite was already serverless. Yes but now it runs on someone else server! Wait a minute, this makes no sense... 'serverless' is perhaps the stupidest marketing buzzword developers have come up with.

Indeed it's quite stupid. Any alternative catchy name for the concept?

sysadmin-less, or "someone else server"

Re: Serverless SQLite

#22
post #16

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> SQLite was already serverless. Yes but now it runs on someone else server! Wait a minute, this makes no sense... 'serverless' is perhaps the stupidest marketing buzzword developers have come up with.

Indeed it's quite stupid. Any alternative catchy name for the concept?

I would have preferred something like daemonless, processless, or something that more closely describes what's being offered. My suggestions also are flawed but less flawed than serverless, imho.

Re: Serverless SQLite

#23
post #16

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> SQLite was already serverless. Yes but now it runs on someone else server! Wait a minute, this makes no sense... 'serverless' is perhaps the stupidest marketing buzzword developers have come up with.

Indeed it's quite stupid. Any alternative catchy name for the concept?

"Shared hosting".

Re: Serverless SQLite

#24

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Almost like how the English language has been literally hijacked and destroyed. Language does change and evolve. The misuse and subsequent additional meaning for “literally” to now also be a simile for “figuratively” is a good example of how this isn’t necessarily always a good thing.

How is "literally" used as a simile for "figuratively"? A simile would require a sentence in which "literally" is compared to "figuratively", wouldn't it? My impression, as a non-native speaker, is that the misused "literally" is to indicate exaggeration, not the quality of being figurative.

> the misused "literally" is to indicate exaggeration

Used to be. Now "literally" literally means "figuratively". [1]

[1] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

Re: Serverless SQLite

#25
post #16

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> SQLite was already serverless. Yes but now it runs on someone else server! Wait a minute, this makes no sense... 'serverless' is perhaps the stupidest marketing buzzword developers have come up with.

Indeed it's quite stupid. Any alternative catchy name for the concept?

We already had terms that covers about 90% of the different use cases: “managed”, “SaaS”, “shared hosting”, “multi-tendency”, “timesharing”.

Re: Serverless SQLite

#26
post #16

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> SQLite was already serverless. Yes but now it runs on someone else server! Wait a minute, this makes no sense... 'serverless' is perhaps the stupidest marketing buzzword developers have come up with.

Indeed it's quite stupid. Any alternative catchy name for the concept?

Cloudy

Re: Serverless SQLite

#27
post #16

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> SQLite was already serverless. Yes but now it runs on someone else server! Wait a minute, this makes no sense... 'serverless' is perhaps the stupidest marketing buzzword developers have come up with.

Indeed it's quite stupid. Any alternative catchy name for the concept?

Managed infrastructure

Managed service

Re: Serverless SQLite

#28

Earlier quoted context omitted.

How is "literally" used as a simile for "figuratively"? A simile would require a sentence in which "literally" is compared to "figuratively", wouldn't it? My impression, as a non-native speaker, is that the misused "literally" is to indicate exaggeration, not the quality of being figurative.

> the misused "literally" is to indicate exaggeration Used to be. Now "literally" literally means "figuratively". [1] [1] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

From your link:

> Can literally mean figuratively?

> One of the definitions of literally that we provide is "in effect, virtually—used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible." Some find this objectionable on the grounds that it is not the primary meaning of the word, "with the meaning of each individual word given exactly." However, this extended definition of literally is commonly used and is not quite the same meaning as figuratively ("with a meaning that is metaphorical rather than literal").

That seem to confirm my impression that "literally" is used to indicate exaggeration, rather than being figurative.

Edit: formatting the quote

Re: Serverless SQLite

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Almost like how the English language has been literally hijacked and destroyed. Language does change and evolve. The misuse and subsequent additional meaning for “literally” to now also be a simile for “figuratively” is a good example of how this isn’t necessarily always a good thing.

How is "literally" used as a simile for "figuratively"? A simile would require a sentence in which "literally" is compared to "figuratively", wouldn't it? My impression, as a non-native speaker, is that the misused "literally" is to indicate exaggeration, not the quality of being figurative.

Simple: "Literally" is being used figuratively.
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