Is this really a thing... orbit is a vastly bigger place than the earths surface... you’d have to try pretty hard to hit that junk wouldn’t you?
The problem is if you want to stay in an orbit alongside the junk.
The dynamics of orbital mechanics are interesting, to say the least, but it in no way maps to the surface of some sphere.
A somewhat useful analogy is to imagine two circular racetracks, that intersect with each other in two spots. Each racetrack is like an 'orbit', and racecars going around them are satellites.
Make the racetracks really big, and put a car on each track. Have the cars drive around non-stop forever. The chance of them hitting each other on any lap is extremely small. However, if you let the cars go for a long time, and one of them completes a lap a little bit faster than the other, the times that they both cross the intersection will slowly get closer and closer together. Eventually, they will crash. If you put more cars on the track, the chance of two of them colliding increases. If everyone time they crash they create lots of baby cars, well you get Kessler Syndrome.
This is only a problem for these racetracks because they touch. We protect against this in the orbital world by keeping satellites in different orbits, that don't cross. The problem is that the orbits can shift over time due to gravitaional inconsitencies, and solar flares causing the atmosphere to bleed off into space, and the moon, etc. With lots of long lived satellites in low earth orbit, the chance for a crash increases. But even if we do get lots of baby satellites the other orbits farther out will remain useable (like geostationary orbits), you just have to be a little careful when crossing the low earth orbits on the way out.