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This article is a serious micro-optimization and, in general, not something people should be that worried about. If you nit-pick enough, all platforms have these sorts of issues.
In a good language, include/require[_once] should all be reduced to the same one statement, e.g. Python's import. Don't you think it's a ridiculous notion that the distinctions between include and require (and the once variants) are meaningful enough that programmers should be able to express them?
I'm not going to say PHP is the greatest language every invented, and in fact I am a huge fan of Python. But I do not think PHP deserves the "In a good language..." treatment. It is a language that is getting better everyday, with a strong and vibrant development community and massive user adoption. It is a good language.