Earlier quoted context omitted.
I just always assumed it was like the rest of SSL: It’s well-documented NSA saboteurs infiltrated the standards board. They forced through a bunch of bad proposals with the intention of making it overly complicated. The idea was to encourage misconfiguration and implementation bugs.
Where did you read this?
If anything, now that everything is connected to the internet you want shorter revocations (like days, weeks or months). That way the potential for abuse is shorter and the path for renewal is better trodden by organizations (ie less likely to forget about an expiring cert).
[1] https://www.theverge.com/2013/12/20/5231006/nsa-paid-10-mill...
[2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSA_BSAFE
[3] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullrun_(decryption_program)