Ryan, I assure you that in the US, a typical startup founder cannot walk into the bank and leave with an unsecured $163,000 loan. Businesses with many multiples of that in top-line revenue can't get that loan without personal liability. I probably agree that 6% PLUS a $32k (zero-interest) loan is not a good deal. But I don't even think 6% for ~$20k is a good deal for funding. I don't think the comparison you're makin…
The typical lean web startup doesn't need £100,000 as seed funding. I mentioned our 0% equity loan because it demonstrates what a terrible deal this accelerator is offering.
We agree on how valuable $32k of seed money (debt or equity) is worth. To wit: not much.
We agree on how expensive 6% of your company is worth. To wit: a deceptively large amount.
We agree that this seed program is probably not a good deal.
I just think there's a difference between "probably not worth it" and "bad virtually to the point of criminality", which is what the wording you used meant.