Microsoft: Hey, we have this new feature. It's called Macros. You can execute any code you like and use it as functions in your spreadsheets. Users: Great! Let's start using it everywhere! Users: Hey! Our spreadsheets have become very slow and hackers break into our systems by executing arbitrary code in our spreadsheets Microsoft: OK! From now on you will have to save workbooks that can execute arbitrary code in a d…
"Let's just create a Lambda for this"
Ok... But which one?