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Siri is hit and miss, but setting timers (for cooking) always works. > Hey Siri, set a timer for 8 minutes. > Ok. 8 minutes and counting.
It's 2020 and that's still everything virtual assistants are good for. It's kind of sad, really.
The thing I use Siri most for is "Hey, Siri. Tell me a joke."
My dream job is to work at Apple compiling jokes for Siri to belch out on demand.