You're working from a different definition of "good comment" than Graham is. The concern with "bad" comments isn't simply that they exist, but that they have deceptively positive scores.
Several solutions are probably obvious to everyone here and I won't go into them, but the point is, you'd have to be willing to throw fairness aside in order to fix the problem - if a brand new account's vote is worth the same amount as mine, which is worth the same as tptacek's, then something is wrong.