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Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Yup! Many years ago- like fifty five - I worked at a museum that had a solar telescope. I had the wonderful summer job of doing sun-shows for the public. Beyond learning about sunspots, prominences, flares, and H-alpha filters, I learned how to speak to the public on a technical subject. How to keep kids' attention even though the subject may be out of their domain. That summer job eventually led me to working at the…

Thanks, Cliff. I kept finding solar interesting, so I've built an alt-az mount that points at the sun continuously, with the goal of capturing sunpots moving over time. Unfortunately, we've been in a bit of a solar minimum for a while, so there isn't much to see. But it's been a great maker project. H-alpha is one of the next things I want to try.

Well worth your time, Dekker!

Our H-alpha filter was a "quartz birefringent monochrometer" -- it used a stack of calcite & quartz polarizing filters to get 2 or 3 angstrom bandwidth. Had to be temperature controlled and treated with white gloves. But oh what views of prominences!

ps - we used to call the entrance pupil on a spectroscope a "dekker" because you could choose different slit-widths. I remember being praised by a real astronomer (Helmut Abt) for knowing what this was...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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OH! You need a simple one-way time machine. You're welcome to borrow mine, but it seems to be out of order for the moment.

Wait a minute! You have an out of order time machine? That is what I've been looking for all my life. I already have an in order time machine, and it keeps going the same direction. I want an out of order machine! Can we trade? Today, tomorrow, or yesterday. I will give you a Klein bottle for it. And even do your dishes!

Hey Scope of the Stratos,

I'm unable to wait a minute. My time machine's out of order.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Yes. I think its 3 fundamental objectives: -I want people who use my product to be happy with it. -If they are not, I dont want them bad mouth me. -When someone is unhappy, that an excellent opportunity for me to learn, so I want to incentivize my customer to engage with me in a productive and not antagonistic way.

This seems like an excellent way to run a business for all involved.

I try!

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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These things must be a bitch to clean

Unless Stoll upsells an ACME 4th dimensional rotator unit? (Limit 1 per customer. Subject to availability and export controls. ACME regrets to inform its amiable clientele that a recent site visit to our manufacturer for the new Banach-Tarski Playkit has revealed that although the raw spheres have been delivered and are in-process, they are likely to remain on backorder for an unbounded amount of time.)

At the Joint Math Meeting, I set up a huckster table, selling Klein bottles. I put up a sign, "SPECIAL BANARCH-TARSKI TWO-FOR-ONE SALE". About the only place I could pull off that stunt...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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I read this book shortly after he wrote it. I was a junior engineer at a big company, and the final chapter (on humans being the weakest link in computer security) inspired me to run "crack" on the password (shadow) file of one of our networked Sun workstations. (I actually wrote some code to re-create the shadow file from the output of ypcat because we were running NIS.) Crack managed to obtain about 20% of the user…

Hey everybody, I found Randal Schwartz's HN account! ;-) (For people who weren't Perl hackers in the mid-late '90s, Randal pretty much did exactly that while contracting at Intel, and got 3 felony convictions and 5 years probation, and it took him 12 years of fighting to get the felonies expunged. Be very very careful "trying out" security related things at your employer, without very clear written instruction showin…

Just to be clear, I obtained the passwords (including root) with "crack", but I NEVER used them. I did not ever attempt to log into any account that I was not authorized to use. All I did was to notify the actual administrator of the system about the security issues. The issues being both that even through "shadow passwords" was working properly, one could still obtain encrypted passwords by using "ypcat passwd", and that some users (including him) were using insecure passwords. The user who panicked and called my boss had just assumed that I accessed his Windows account. Oh, and there were never any hard feelings between us after that. We are still friends today.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Unless Stoll upsells an ACME 4th dimensional rotator unit? (Limit 1 per customer. Subject to availability and export controls. ACME regrets to inform its amiable clientele that a recent site visit to our manufacturer for the new Banach-Tarski Playkit has revealed that although the raw spheres have been delivered and are in-process, they are likely to remain on backorder for an unbounded amount of time.)

At the Joint Math Meeting, I set up a huckster table, selling Klein bottles. I put up a sign, "SPECIAL BANARCH-TARSKI TWO-FOR-ONE SALE". About the only place I could pull off that stunt...

Hi Cliff, I have two of your Klein bottles which I very much enjoy, but recently I've had a hankering for something without quite so many embedded Möbius bands -- have you ever tried to make a glass Boy's surface by any chance?

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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post #82

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Hey everybody, I found Randal Schwartz's HN account! ;-) (For people who weren't Perl hackers in the mid-late '90s, Randal pretty much did exactly that while contracting at Intel, and got 3 felony convictions and 5 years probation, and it took him 12 years of fighting to get the felonies expunged. Be very very careful "trying out" security related things at your employer, without very clear written instruction showin…

Just to be clear, I obtained the passwords (including root) with "crack", but I NEVER used them. I did not ever attempt to log into any account that I was not authorized to use. All I did was to notify the actual administrator of the system about the security issues. The issues being both that even through "shadow passwords" was working properly, one could still obtain encrypted passwords by using "ypcat passwd", and…

I'd still be super careful doing that without explicit written authorisation. You "got away with it", not everybody does. (Although I'll note he admits to having made some "stupid" decisions which perhaps you avoided. And I'm guessing he knowingly or unknowingly pissed off someone powerful enough to push through 3 felony convictions, even if they were borderline enough to be completely expunged 12 years later. You never want to piss those guys off without appropriate in-writing justification):

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/business/1997/09/15/t...

"He installed a program called "Crack" that automatically guesses passwords. Like most tools, it's used by both good guys and bad guys, by those who abuse computer systems and by system administrators who want to find out whether users are avoiding such easy targets as plain English words. It's even distributed by the Computer Emergency Response Team at Carnegie Mellon University.

He installed the program without telling his boss, something that he today admits was "stupid." But the program proved his point: Crack quickly guessed nearly 50 passwords of the 600 users of that system -- one belonging to a company vice president. Instead of reporting the company's security problem right away, Schwartz has said, he decided to continue testing. Again, he admits in hindsight, "stupid."

Other system administrators discovered the program and traced it back to Schwartz.

Schwartz insisted he never used the passwords for any nefarious purpose, and said he only acted because the company's lax security bugged him."

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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At the Joint Math Meeting, I set up a huckster table, selling Klein bottles. I put up a sign, "SPECIAL BANARCH-TARSKI TWO-FOR-ONE SALE". About the only place I could pull off that stunt...

Hi Cliff, I have two of your Klein bottles which I very much enjoy, but recently I've had a hankering for something without quite so many embedded Möbius bands -- have you ever tried to make a glass Boy's surface by any chance?

Smiles back to you, oh creator of forks!

I've tried several times to make a Boys Surface. It's really hard to do. Bending tubing around its own radius - really challenging. Easy to kink, difficult to get uniform. I've commissioned my friend Lucas Clarke and he's had encouraging results; alas but I've seen too many shards of 30mm diameter borosilicate tubing.

Will keep trying...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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To my surprise, I haven't found anyone breaking their bottle on purpose. (or on a porpose). One of the nicest things about running this micro-business is that, sooner or later, I'll meet most of the people who own a Klein bottle. The math & physics community is a wonderful place...

I bought 2 to act as vases for the sweetheart table at our wedding years ago. Thank you!

How on earth did you get two porpoises onto a table?
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