That was a surprisingly fun read.
Give it a chance, I said to myself, and kept reading to see if there was more to it. It seems to be a show and tell by someone who has designed a banking app, telling us the merits they perceive in every design decision they've made.
This bank looks a little better than the shitty old bank I bank with, but I'm not going to change.
Why?
It's not that I don't hate my lazy, arrogant, selfish, sexist, boorish old bank.
It's that I don't want or need an opportunity to nurture a relationship through frequent interactions, or to be more engaged with my money, or to encourage better financial literacy, or to check my balance more regularly.
I am already confident and connected to my finances.
What I really want is fewer people trying to sell me things I don't need or care about. Are these people those people? After 10 minutes of reading I wasn't sure, so I decided it would be easier to do nothing.