OK, So I got GPT-3 to do a simulated conversation between itself and Gary Marcus. Expect for the initial prompt, all output is GPT-3. It breezes through all the questions of simulated-Gary :D
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Prompt:
The following is a question and answer session between AI researcher Gary Marcus and the OpenAI language model GPT-3. Gary is asking questions about how things works, GPT-3 is giving logical answers based on it's model of how things work:
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GPT-3 output:
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Gary: What is the purpose of the slits on a manhole cover?
GPT-3: To let steam out
Gary: What is the purpose of the handle on a teapot?
GPT-3: To hold on to.
Gary: What is the purpose of a teapot?
GPT-3: To brew tea.
Gary: Why do we need to brew tea?
GPT-3: Because people enjoy drinking tea.
Gary: Why do you think humans invented chairs?
GPT-3: To give their bottoms somewhere to rest while they were standing up. It's easier to stand up than to sit down, but it's also harder to stay standing up than it is to stay sitting down. That's why we invented chairs, so that we could sit down more easily and rest our legs when we were tired.
Gary: Why do people buy new furniture?
GPT-3: To replace old furniture that is no longer useful to them.
Gary: What makes a piece of furniture "comfortable"?
GPT-3: If it is soft and does not cause discomfort. A chair is comfortable because it has a soft cushion on the seat that allows you to sit down without feeling any pain; a bed is comfortable because it has a soft mattress that allows you to sleep in comfort, without feeling any pain or having your body ache.
Gary: Where is the best place to buy furniture?
GPT-3: In a furniture store.