I get Harbor Freight as well. I’ve been getting someone’s AT&T bill for years. No amount of trying to convince AT&T to fix this has been successful. I agree that it’s maddening that there’s often no way to tell these companies that they have the wrong person.
For a while, any time I got signed up for something where they provided a cell phone, I’d use my Google Talk number to text the cell phone and inform them. I don’t really bother any more, as generally people are just confused and it ends up being a lot of back and forth.
A sampling of the other emails I’ve received over the years:
- Nude photos from a woman who, when I informed her that I wasn’t the person she meant to send them to, got quite offended that I didn’t want her pictures. After a little back and forth she realized her mistake (and I deleted the email and the pictures).
- Pictures and video of a baby, along with emails criticizing me for not wanting to see my baby, and not supporting her.
- There’s a man in Texas and a man in Florida who have both used my email address to sign up for what could only charitably be described as dating sites. These sites all seem to use the same base software, and have no way to remove your account. With these I’ve taken to resetting the password and deleting the account. Sometimes I’ll have a little fun and change the bio to something like “I hope you like STDs, because that’s all I’m bringing to the table”.
- Receipts for web purchases. Mostly these are boring, clothes, home goods and the like. However one person used my email address when purchasing several hundred dollars in sex toys. The email included his name (same as mine) and his address, along with a detailed accounting of his purchase. I was tempted to print that and mail it to the address with a nice note advising him to use his own email address next time.
- Job search emails. Sometimes it’s scheduling interviews, sometimes it’s notification of a start date and some paperwork. I’ve also gotten an email with the results of a background check that wasn’t favorable.
- The absolute craziest one was an email exchange that lasted over a year. This man in California would send texts from his phone to a bunch of different email addresses complaining to his wife, who had left him (and was included on the emails). He would rant about her new boyfriend, complain that she had stolen money from him and wouldn’t visit with his kid. It was a bit sad but I tried repeatedly to convince him that I wasn’t the person he thought I was, even going so far as to send him a selfie and asking him if I looked anything like the person he thought he was emailing (his response: yes, but you’ve gained a few pounds! Jackass.). I never did convince him, and he refused to stop sending emails. He told me I should just block him. I suspect he was having some mental health issues and perhaps wasn’t all there. The emails finally stopped. I kind of wonder if he passed away or ended up in a facility without access to his phone.