Q. Why did we click `Send $900M?` A. Not sure. Tom felt all clicky-clicky, so he clicked it.
Q. Why did we hire Tom? A. Also not sure. [Action Item: Fire Tom]
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Q. Why did we click `Send $900M?` A. Not sure. Tom felt all clicky-clicky, so he clicked it.
Q. Why did we hire Tom? A. Also not sure. [Action Item: Fire Tom]
Strengths: Architecting risk management systems
Weaknesses: Sometimes I click on things to see what happens
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Actually, banks risk management is easy. Most in-bank or between banks transfers are reversible and usually a non-issue. That why the risk management probably says something like this: Risk: Incorrect transfer of funds to customer in another bank Mitigation: Manual review of all funds transfer above 5 million dollars Mitigation: Besides litigation issues, lost funds are easily recovered by asking the receiving bank S…
Bank transfers between banks are not reversible.
I imagine bank CEOs know each other and can even call each other and say "Oh sorry old chap, that was a mistake!".
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At least Citibank is trying to upgrade their ancient systems, but it sure looks as if previous or current CEOs failed to exercise due diligence. Doesn't look like good risk management at all.
Citi is one of them banks that spend a lot of their $$$$$$ in IT. They jokingly say that they are an IT company with a banking license. Anyone related can please pitch in with a TA account. How bad/frequent are their Software Errors?
The IT systems within banks are more or less the same as IT systems anywhere. Just as advanced, just as crappy. The difference is that if there is a human error with banking software, you're not sending free pizza, you accidentally pay ouy $900,000,000.
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At least Citibank is trying to upgrade their ancient systems, but it sure looks as if previous or current CEOs failed to exercise due diligence. Doesn't look like good risk management at all.
Actually, banks risk management is easy. Most in-bank or between banks transfers are reversible and usually a non-issue. That why the risk management probably says something like this: Risk: Incorrect transfer of funds to customer in another bank Mitigation: Manual review of all funds transfer above 5 million dollars Mitigation: Besides litigation issues, lost funds are easily recovered by asking the receiving bank S…
Regardless of the dollar amount or outcome I also have to tell the audit committee, the board, the auditors, and all of my regulators. And exactly none of those groups would let me put your write-up along with the conclusion “risk accepted” in front of them.
https://giphy.com/gifs/emibob-ads-missile-warning-system-xUL...
My question to my boss was rather: "but _where_ do these banks get this huge amount of money from? I guess it's not from the $5 account fees." He answered that although he is in the banking business for decades, he still doesn't know.
These 100s of Millions of losses are not necessarily threatening core business. I find it amusing.
I'm put on a banking project (as external) which already flushed down the toilet around ~$500M. Based on my experiences of the meetings and meetings about meetings, I totally understand how the incompetence lead to this clusterfuck. My question to my boss was rather: "but _where_ do these banks get this huge amount of money from? I guess it's not from the $5 account fees." He answered that although he is in the banki…
They create it.
https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/quarterly-bulletin/2014/q1/m...
I'm put on a banking project (as external) which already flushed down the toilet around ~$500M. Based on my experiences of the meetings and meetings about meetings, I totally understand how the incompetence lead to this clusterfuck. My question to my boss was rather: "but _where_ do these banks get this huge amount of money from? I guess it's not from the $5 account fees." He answered that although he is in the banki…
> My question to my boss was rather: "but _where_ do these banks get this huge amount of money from? I guess it's not from the $5 account fees." They create it. https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/quarterly-bulletin/2014/q1/m...
If banks could simply create money then they'd never go bust. The only exception is the Central Bank, which can create new money that is it uses to buy assets of the same value, supporting prices and improving liquidity in the financial system.
This is the key part: "But the employee didn’t select the correct system options -- instead allowing the loan to be repaid in full with interest. Colleagues who are supposed to catch such errors didn’t." Saved you a click.
This might well be a case of to be the hard problem of shared responsibility becoming someone else's responsibility.
There is no perfect solution - even the implicit death penalty does not prevent avoidable airplane crashes (AF 447, PIA 8303...) - but it seems that things could have been done better here, as indicated by the preceding sentences:
"After Revlon repurchased part of the debt, a Citigroup employee was supposed to manually adjust the share of the loan the remaining lenders still owned ahead of interest payments scheduled to be sent out this month."
It is asking for trouble to have a process that allows you to start a task having no immediate, irreversible consequences, but which presents few or no barriers to accidentally executing one that does. Were the "colleagues who are supposed to catch such errors" notified of the actual transaction that was about to be performed, or only of the one that was intended?