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There you're largely screwed, but Java is well-known for being extremely verbose, and of course there will be languages that don't have basic features others have had for decades. The closest you can get in Java is to wrap it in a private, internal class. Which also lets you rename some verbose or frequently-combined operations, say: foo.someoneCouldntComeUpWithAShorterName() -> wrapped.succinct() -- or -- foo.store(…
I see your Java, and raise you Objective-C: NSString *thing = [NSString stringWithFormat:@"Result: %@", [foo someoneCouldntComeUpWithAShorterNameWithZipcode:08205 name:@"larry" parcels:5]]; NSDictionary *request = [NSDictionary dictionaryWithObjectsAndKeys:@"iphoneapp/0.1", @"User-Agent", @"news.ycombinator.com", @"Host", nil]; This isn't to kick off pet language wars, by the way, just to point out that my OCD tic to…
Dude. Are you still using CGA? Unless for your IDE you're running emacs on your wristwatch or phone there's no place for that shit in the real world, and you have no excuse.
Ditch that green cathode ray tube, here, have 50c and go buy yourself a real monitor. :D