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Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

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Re: Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

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post #8

There's a huge untapped market for high-end dog treats made with natural ingredients, and I'm getting in on the ground floor. If you don't believe me, ask my friend Angie http://www.doghousebagels.com/

A low carb diet for dogs - that is just sick...

Isn't a natural doggy diet just atkins supplemented by the dog's own poo?

Re: Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

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Ouch! I didn't notice that the article dates back to October 29th, 2003. @ordinaryman: thanks for pointing that out. I liked the story so much that I had just made up my mind to make an online store for her for free once my exams are over(I was searching the contact details of her business). Anyways, I did some googling only to see onion and entrepreneurs.com pages talking about her. Nothing much. But I pray she's do…

It's the Onion .

About 8 years ago I remember reading an advice column in which the letter writer was concerned because her child's friends were all reading Harry Potter. She referenced this article: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/harry_potter_books_spar...

The advice columnist was pleased to explain the purposes of the Onion

Re: Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

#35
post #11

it's a funny headline, but the business idea seems completely plausible.

The idea seems plausible, but is it something that some random person at home can execute on? The numbers didn't look good.

Yes - in the article, she said she wanted to open a storefront with a bakery about a year later, and they estimated that she would need to sell 90,000 biscuits at $1.50 each to get there.

  $ dc -e '2 k 90000 365 / p'
  246.57
That's a lot of biscuits to make by hand. Let's take it a step further:

  $ dc -e '2 k 245.57 12 / p'
  20.46
If you assume each batch of a dozen takes an hour to make, assume typical kitchen equipment (i.e., no double oven), and assume a little pipelining, she would barely have enough waking hours to get it done. There's no time left for actually packaging or selling the biscuits.

Re: Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

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post #11

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The idea seems plausible, but is it something that some random person at home can execute on? The numbers didn't look good.

Yes - in the article, she said she wanted to open a storefront with a bakery about a year later, and they estimated that she would need to sell 90,000 biscuits at $1.50 each to get there. $ dc -e '2 k 90000 365 / p' 246.57 That's a lot of biscuits to make by hand. Let's take it a step further: $ dc -e '2 k 245.57 12 / p' 20.46 If you assume each batch of a dozen takes an hour to make, assume typical kitchen equipment…

I'm guessing you never baked before, but batches aren't one dozen and you can whip through them in short order. 240 cookies (er, biscuits) would be about 10 cycles if you have two half sheet pans. Depending on chill time (if any) you could knock through it in a regular home oven in three hours fairly easily. With some actual equipment and a helper, it would be half that. Bakeries make ridiculous amounts of baked goods and still time find to sell 'em.

Re: Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

#38
post #17
post #3

I think this could actually work. I'd say it would most probably work.

It's not the idea per se thats bad. There are a number of stories on YC which point to this problem: Most ideas are nothing without execution. (most recent: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=237096 )

Hell, I was in LA last week and saw a gourmet bakery for pets. No joke. They seemed to be doing brisk business. Several customers went in with their pets in the time it took me to drive by.

Re: Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

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Because dogs can buy things.

Hey, don't knock it - pets drive almost as much spending as children do!

so make something dog owners want. unlike children dogs don't typically whine until they get what they want.
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