Seems fitting, XKCD - Standards:
https://xkcd.com/927/The post has weird self faults in its complaints - lack of consistency, and poor system cohesion.
Lack of consistency isn't with the SQL standard, it's with the implementation (this is recognize this later in the post too). Like browsers and the HTML spec - everyone implements the standard SLIGHTLY but non-trivially differently.
poor system cohesion - Being able to integrate/inter-op with every other language literally means poor system cohesion. They're mutually exclusive ideas. This is is why ORMs exist, so there is strong cohesion with a given language.
I'm sad because there's so much work put in here by extremely smart people, but this is a tool looking for a problem. SQL has its shortcomings for sure, but simply replacing it with a slightly cleaner language is not the answer. The benefits do not outweigh the huge amounts of drawbacks that would be required to adopt something like this.
I don't know much about EdgeDB and hopefully there's a lot more benefit I'm not aware of, but purely on the post itself, too many drawbacks.