> I don’t like this and I want to tell someone. I'm sure this is meant to come across as maybe slightly tongue-in-cheek, and is also meant to provide users an outlet they feel they can vent in productively, but... it reads as dismissive, and leaves me with the impression that they don't actually care to hear any feedback.
Really? It's followed with a link to their community forum, which they are telling you they will read and consider feedback from.
I don't know how else you can signal "we will consider your feedback" other than saying "we get you might not like this so we will have an open discussion at this hyperlinked resource".