> Obligatory: I’m not a lawyer; this is for informational purposes only
That's the main point, though. You aren't, in fact, a lawyer. And this is not, in fact legal advice. You are presumably expert in a non-legal field, and you are giving expert opinion on something you are not an expert on.
The GPL is tested. The LGPL less so, but lawyers seem to be more comfortable with it.
There's the extra complexity that Google compiles its binaries statically.
You're calling Google liars. There's an alternative interpretation of events where a whole legal department, with great lawyers, and backed by great engineers to clarify the technical aspects for the lawyers, come to a different conclusion than yours.
And you just dismiss that as lies. I don't think that's fair at all. You wouldn't want a lawyer to come and say "bah, you should just make that inherently NP problem complete fast for all inputs. How hard could it be? If you say it's hard then you're lying.".
> this is for informational purposes only
This is pretty arrogant. "I'm not a lawyer, but here are the real legal facts to ACTUALLY educate you".
You should say it's "for speculation purposes only", or "for entertainment purposes only".
> Don’t be afraid to use the AGPL, and don’t be afraid to use software which uses the AGPL.
This is ignoring one big problem though. Agree or not, call them liars or not, but Google and it's employees will NOT touch your software. Not only will you not get Google as users (though if you dual-license yes in fact Google DOES buy software, if they can buy it as non-AGPL), you will not get Google employees as contributors.