I guess this is off-topic, but the stock photo they're using is cracking me up . Guy at work... coffee cup on a tablet he's using for a coaster ... except he's also drinking whiskey from a beautiful crystal glass... there's a folded paper airplane... there's just so much to unpack here, it's pretty hilarious.
And he has left the stopper off of the decanter like some sort of animal.
I think we are supposed to believe that the person here was just dicking around online, fiddling with paper, finishing his morning coffee, when all of a sudden he gets an email asking if anyone knows what's going on with the website.
So he stops what he was (not) doing, puts down his coffee, and starts poking around. At which point he realizes he needs something stronger than coffee. As he is pouring his glass he is confronted with the true horror of the situation, drops the stopper on the floor and just holds his face wondering why the Universe hates him.
I wonder if we can get JJ Abrams to option the movie rights.