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#21

Does Programming, Motherfucker really scale though? Every process listed is about teams of people Programming Together, Motherfucker. I've seen two people engaged in Programming, Motherfucker without Talking to Eachother, Motherfucker and the results were Disastrous, Motherfucker.

That's Hacking, Douchebag. This is Programming, Motherfucker.

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#22
Motherfucking typo:

we really need to just to the thing on the right

s/just to/just do/

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#23

Does Programming, Motherfucker really scale though? Every process listed is about teams of people Programming Together, Motherfucker. I've seen two people engaged in Programming, Motherfucker without Talking to Eachother, Motherfucker and the results were Disastrous, Motherfucker.

Programming, Motherfuckers is FUCK SCALE.

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#24

By the way, I fucking heard that if you fucking abuse the shittyfucking cursewords, they fucking lose their motherfucking value. (This is gonna cost me some points, I am sure)

The best way to ensure value is to grow a fucking sense of humor.

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#25
Programming is a subset of software engineering. A large number of important disciplines surround programming, including ones that just join one programmer's output to another. To state that you can get by solely with programming is foolish if you are tackling a problem of any complexity.

Of course, reducing the overhead and improving the morale of developers is always a good thing, but somehow I don't think this is what you were implying.

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#26

Does Programming, Motherfucker really scale though? Every process listed is about teams of people Programming Together, Motherfucker. I've seen two people engaged in Programming, Motherfucker without Talking to Eachother, Motherfucker and the results were Disastrous, Motherfucker.

You can't talk to your colleagues without a Scrum meeting? That seems to be a personal issue, not a methodology issue.

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#27
post #7
post #5

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I see no fucking profit model in this, Motherfucker.

You're right, I skipped the Unity and Profit steps of CHE-UP since that's not Programming, Motherfucker.

if you missed the CHE-UP talk zed gave at mwrc, you can watch it here: http://www.justin.tv/confreaks/b/281745310 starting at about the 15 minute mark

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#28

But how do we get certified? It can't possibly be a valid way to work if there isn't a certificate program, or some test I can take. What about all the coaches !? right. kidding. love it. make t-shirts.

T-shirts would be awesome, probably wouldn't be able to wear them to too many places though.
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