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What Do You Do with a Stolen van Gogh?

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Wouldn't that be more of a proof of concept than collateral?

A resume I would say ;)

Practical experience? On a related note, when I watch Ollam talk about his pen testing (At Black Hat?) it feels like a heist documentary.

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The best part? It happened again just a few months ago. Same MO: Van Gogh, Amsterdam, hammer smash :)

https://m.gooieneemlander.nl/cnt/dmf20200422_37766724/deuren...

Sorry for the Dutch article, couldn’t find an English one. But the gist of it is that a guy stole a painting by smashing a window with a sledgehammer during the corona lockdown in the Netherlands. And got away with it.

I’m curious to learn more about the thoughts behind the security measures of museums. Balancing accessibility with “stealability”.

Edit: Here’s an English resource and video: https://nltimes.nl/2020/04/22/video-released-van-gogh-theft-...

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You make a style transfer on a photo of 1880. Use the paint of the original van Gogh to paint the styletransfer result. Bring it to the Van Gogh museum and let them authenticate it as the real deal.

You know that paint dries right? How do you plan on rehydrating it?

And in the case of oil paintings, "dries" means "polymerizes", so rehydrating is impossible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drying_oil

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Sell it to a Chinese billionaire. [1]

>Priceless Chinese works of art stolen in audacious robberies from galleries and museum in Britain and Europe are thought to be ending up in private collections belonging to Beijing billionaires.

>Zhao Xu, the director of Beijing Poly Auction, told China Daily: “Buying looted artwork has become high street fashion among China’s elite.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/25/chinese-art-heis...

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It seems a lot of art is used for signaling purposes, aka ostentatious consumption.

In terms of ostentatious consumption, I think the ultimate would be Kobe van Gogh steaks.

Those are Kobe Beef steaks grilled over a fire that was built using a van Gogh painting. I hear the old oils based paints when they burn in the fire impart a very distinctive flavor to the meat that just can't be duplicated anywhere else.

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It seems a lot of art is used for signaling purposes, aka ostentatious consumption. In terms of ostentatious consumption, I think the ultimate would be Kobe van Gogh steaks. Those are Kobe Beef steaks grilled over a fire that was built using a van Gogh painting. I hear the old oils based paints when they burn in the fire impart a very distinctive flavor to the meat that just can't be duplicated anywhere else.

So they cook the meat over fire from a rare burning painting?

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It seems a lot of art is used for signaling purposes, aka ostentatious consumption. In terms of ostentatious consumption, I think the ultimate would be Kobe van Gogh steaks. Those are Kobe Beef steaks grilled over a fire that was built using a van Gogh painting. I hear the old oils based paints when they burn in the fire impart a very distinctive flavor to the meat that just can't be duplicated anywhere else.

There's a great bbc sketch show chewing the fat. One scene involves a working class Glasgow couple who wins 15 million on the lotto. They buy a van Gogh and hang it up in thier living room because the like it. Some thieves break in and steal a lava lamp and cutlery, as well as the painting because the frame might be worth a few quid. At the end of the scene, the thieves are selling the lava lamp at a flea market and casually rip the painting up to use as packing paper for the lava lamp.

It's a funny sketch but I really do like it.

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It seems a lot of art is used for signaling purposes, aka ostentatious consumption. In terms of ostentatious consumption, I think the ultimate would be Kobe van Gogh steaks. Those are Kobe Beef steaks grilled over a fire that was built using a van Gogh painting. I hear the old oils based paints when they burn in the fire impart a very distinctive flavor to the meat that just can't be duplicated anywhere else.

So they cook the meat over fire from a rare burning painting?

Yes. It is a very expensive and rare meal.
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