Sometimes it pays to be boring. One of the hardest parts of using AWS is learning all their silly names for everything. I know it's tempting to be cute when naming things, but everyone else wishes you would just be clear and descriptive. I've seen this play out at startups that love to name servers after galaxies or cartoon characters. It's all fine until your new employee onboarding guide comes with a massive memori…
AWS services explained in one line each
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#272it's so true. go to aws and find this deep mind composer. play twinkle twinkle little star. press 'generate composition'. now play it again. wtaf.
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#273This is a 100 x better than their website. I've actively walked away from Amazon products because I could barely make out what it really was and if I could use it for the application at hand. Many thanks!
"Redshift: Warehousing. Store lots of data that can be processed through streams." Not sure what that second sentence means...
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#274I made this list for my buddy a while back. It's meant to be more humorous than exactly correct Route 53 - Holy shit! It's NSD WAF - Holy shit! It's modsecurity SES - Holy shit! It's Postfix Inspector - Holy shit! It's OSSEC GuardDuty - Holy shit! It's Snort Data Pipeline - Holy shit! It's Cron and Bash Athena - Holy shit! It's Prestodb Glue - Holy shit! It's Hive Metastore and Spark OpsWorks - Holy shit! It's Chef V…
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#275Earlier quoted context omitted.
Cognito is an identity service, “incognito” means unknown, “cognito” means known. Polly is a joke about how parrots talk, the service does text-to-speech. Athena is a goddess of wisdom, the service is for querying databases. The name is frequently some sort of silly inside joke. Except Fargate, that name means nothing...
I noticed you conveniently left out Redshift. :) What about Snowball, Chime, Sumarian, and Route 53?
It's a tongue in cheek about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshift#Expansion_of_space and how
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#276I made this list for my buddy a while back. It's meant to be more humorous than exactly correct Route 53 - Holy shit! It's NSD WAF - Holy shit! It's modsecurity SES - Holy shit! It's Postfix Inspector - Holy shit! It's OSSEC GuardDuty - Holy shit! It's Snort Data Pipeline - Holy shit! It's Cron and Bash Athena - Holy shit! It's Prestodb Glue - Holy shit! It's Hive Metastore and Spark OpsWorks - Holy shit! It's Chef V…
I am going to screenshot this for future reference
Route 53 - Holy shit! It's NSD
WAF - Holy shit! It's modsecurity
SES - Holy shit! It's Postfix
Inspector - Holy shit! It's OSSEC
GuardDuty - Holy shit! It's Snort
Data Pipeline - Holy shit! It's Cron and Bash
Athena - Holy shit! It's Prestodb
Glue - Holy shit! It's Hive Metastore and Spark
OpsWorks - Holy shit! It's Chef
VPC - Holy shit! It's a VLAN
Snowball - Holy shit! It's a truck full of hard drives
CloudWatch - Holy shit! It's syslogd
Neptune - Holy shit! It's Neo4j
ElastiCache - Holy shit! It's Redis
DynamoDB - Holy shit! It's MongoDB
S3 Glacier - Holy shit! It's DVD backup
EFS - Holy shit! It's NFS
Elastic Block Store - Holy shit! It's a SAN
Elastic Beanstalk - Holy shit! It's Apache Tomcat
EMR - Holy shit! It's Apache Hadoop
Elastic Cloud Compute - Holy shit! It's a virtual machine
Kinesis - Holy shit! It's Apache Kafka
QuickSight - Holy shit! It's Tableau
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#277Earlier quoted context omitted.
Cognito? Lightsail? Redshift? CodeStar? Athena? Polly? There are loads of AWS services that don’t follow any logic, they’re just distinct, easy to spell nouns.
go to: https://aws.amazon.com/products/ look up your service. each service has a 1 line description that captures what it does. eg Athena = query data in s3 using sql i don’t really get why people cannot be bothered to learn what a service does and want to pretend they get it from the name. you need to learn the ins and out of the service. the name is the least of your worries.
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#278Earlier quoted context omitted.
Isn’t that exactly what the person you replied to said? You’re showing what you’ve been charged for previously. That part works, at a certain level of detail. That doesn’t show what you are being charged for right now , nor does it help you predict what your total costs will be at the end of the month.
You bring up a good point - it would be a good idea for AWS to set some sensible max budget defaults for new accounts to prevent surprises. Since they don't, if you are literally so concerned with your current costs for this month, you can set a budget and alerts for whatever you want, so that you don't exceed some cost. Also, they show you your current cost for this month, up until the moment, as well as a daily bre…
I already got a surprise, because in one place it says t2.micro and t3.micro instances are free for twelve months.
But, if the instance runs Windows, or the zone is this or that, or something else I don't know, the only free tier instance is actually the t2.micro.
And then there's the Unlimited option, and CPU credits, where if your CPU use goes over 25% for some time, it will either: Be throttled so slow as to be useless, or, not being free and you still have to pay for each hour of use.
And that's just the beginning!
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#279Similar to https://expeditedsecurity.com/aws-in-plain-english/ Why does AWS use such convoluted language? Is it because they're dominant and it adds friction to moving to another provider?
Why is lemon sugar flavored carbonated beverage called Mountain Dew? Shouldn't the soda companies use less convoluted language? Why is Confluent not just called Kafka+? Why isn't Kafka called LinkedIn distributed subscriber service?
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#280You are missing one of the really amazing services: Snowmobile ( https://aws.amazon.com/snowmobile/ ). It is a real truck, that connects to your data center, copies up to 100 PB of data and drives back to one of the AWS data centers and dumps the data there...