The Mormons' $100B fortune is not about the money, stupid

    The idea that this much money is “a rainy day fund” 
    is a bit fatuous, in my opinion. In my mind, a rainy day
    fund is one that might be enough money to cover the
    finances of the church for a year or two in the case of a
    massive financial downturn or even a full-on depression.
    Let’s say it’s for five years, even.

Aged like milk...in less than half a year.