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I still remember the machine name. It starts with an l and ends with a 6. Over the course of a couple of years, pretty much all of its components (CPUs, RAM, drives) were replaced at least once. You could look up its maintenance history and it went on and on. I'm not sure if it was well known across all of engineering; from what I recall, it was in a cluster in Oregon reserved for a specific team. Because it was comp…
My recollection, assuming it's the same machine I'm thinking of, is that it wasn't reserved for our team; rather, we left a do-nothing job permanently allocated to it, in order to prevent some poor other sucker from getting their job scheduled on it. (Because we, through painful experience, were well aware the machine had hardware problems; but we had long since given up on convincing the responsible parties to take…
The infamous machine did go through repairs and part swaps many times, as you could see from its long and troubled hwops history.
The worst machines were the zombies with NICs bad enough to break Stubby RPCs, but still passing heartbeat checks. Or breaking connections only when (re)using specific ports. Fun times!