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I’ve deployed Java apps for years, the idea that I must “admit” to Java being painful to deploy in order to be taken seriously is laughable. Like any other tool, Java has its pros and its cons, but you’re being hyperbolic.
Ok, you have a java app I want on my system, what are the steps I need to do? (I'm on Ubuntu 18.04)
Otherwise, at least with Ubuntu 19.04 which I have, it's simple `sudo apt install openjdk-11-jdk-headless`