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Landlines were so fast and so "direct" in their latency (where distance correlates very directly with time, due to a lack of "hops") that local phone calls were faster than the speed of sound across a table, and for a bit after they came out--before people generally got used to seemingly random latency--local calls felt "intimate", like as if you were talking to someone in bed with their head right next to you; I als…
You should note that most landlines have significantly more delay than they used to have 50 years ago. All landlines now get digitised and packetized, and usually go over an IP network, frequently via the landline companies HQ hundreds of miles away, before heading back to your neighbours house who you were calling... Data is the same - If I ping my next door neighbor, from my broadband connection to his, it goes via…
I feel like that would be enough to be basically perfect, though. If only we could cut down on everything else in the chain adding its own latency.