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Re: Office noise generator

#122

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There are now quiet Cherry MX switches, dampened in both directions of travel: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-silent-red.html They're no louder than a regular membrane keyboard, and much quieter than just using O-rings.

But the sound is part of the better experience. // sent from MX blue

About to say the same thing! I'm sure there are some people who use a mechnical keyboard to "show off", but for me (and I assume the vast majority) the noise you endure is pollution while I enjoy the tactile & audio dopamine hit.

Re: Office noise generator

#123
post #10

It needs an option to amplify the typing noises to "I work with developers who insist mechanical keyboards are better" levels.

Coworker with model-m who hunts and pecks: spacebar goes KERTHUNK

Ha! that's me but I play the spacebar like I'm slappin' a bass guitar. It sounds awesome in my head...

Re: Office noise generator

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post #53

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> salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume This. The most (and least) challenging office I've ever worked in featured a large open plan that had the sales team adjacent to the engineering team. The sales team had a large ship's bell and not only would they ring it for every deal they closed, they would ring it once for every 10k of the deal! That plus they're general loudness drove the engineers crazy…

What kind of tone-deaf person made the original suggestion to colocate sales and engineering?!?! I prefer cubicles myself (or individual offices, but let's be realistic). But I can survive in an open floorplan provided it's reasonably quiet.

What kind of tone-deaf person made the original suggestion to colocate sales and engineering?!? "Agile"? :)

Re: Office noise generator

#125

The presentation of this one is definitely more beautiful thant this one[0], that a friend of mine shared a days ago. The latter has more options and is more customizable tho. [0] https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/openOfficeNoiseGenerator.p...

Upvote for mynoise.net. This is a more accurate representation, in my opinion. They have a lot of high quality sounds, and we play the baby shush sounds for our infant almost everyday.

Re: Office noise generator

#126

Earlier quoted context omitted.

There are now quiet Cherry MX switches, dampened in both directions of travel: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-silent-red.html They're no louder than a regular membrane keyboard, and much quieter than just using O-rings.

But the sound is part of the better experience. // sent from MX blue

I use Greens, which are even louder, but nothing compares to the volume of the buckling spring "PING" noise

Re: Office noise generator

#127

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Reds aren't that new, they've been around for years. No tactile feedback, though, which is why many people (including me) don't prefer them.

No these are the "silent" reds. They don't make a sound when bottoming out and also not when coming back up. Regular: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-red.html Silent: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-silent-red.html

I have these, for an office. Yes they are silent if you slowly push and release a key, but thumping away at 50-60 wpm still makes a huge amount of noise, even with o-rings installed (although a lot quieter than blue switches which I used to have).

Re: Office noise generator

#129
post #2

For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume. I do not miss the office.

Maybe the site was updated, but I definitely heard somebody chomping on celery without closing their mouth about 1 inch from the mic.

I hate chewing.

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