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Reds aren't that new, they've been around for years. No tactile feedback, though, which is why many people (including me) don't prefer them.
No these are the "silent" reds. They don't make a sound when bottoming out and also not when coming back up. Regular: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-red.html Silent: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-silent-red.html
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No these are the "silent" reds. They don't make a sound when bottoming out and also not when coming back up. Regular: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-red.html Silent: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-silent-red.html
They are still linear switches though. So silent in tactile feel as well
I made my ergonomic, split keyboards from a kit[1], and chose Aliaz Silent switches [2]. It's around the same noisiness as everyone else's keyboard (Apple, cheap Dell one etc).
(There are almost certainly other options — the choice was a bit overwhelming when I decided to buy a DIY keyboard — but I'm not in the hobby of collecting many different keyboards. Various Reddit groups can advise.)
[1] https://github.com/omkbd/ErgoDash
[2] https://kbdfans.com/products/pre-orderaliaz-silent-switch-ta...
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#83For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume. I do not miss the office.
now all we need is the ability to generate smells on demand to experience the burnt popcorn and two pack a day smoker whose jacket has experience forty years of it
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#84This helps a lot: https://youtu.be/UKBvaOLDem0
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#85It needs an option to amplify the typing noises to "I work with developers who insist mechanical keyboards are better" levels.
There are now quiet Cherry MX switches, dampened in both directions of travel: https://www.cherrymx.de/en/mx-original/mx-silent-red.html They're no louder than a regular membrane keyboard, and much quieter than just using O-rings.
Sound test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWU9Sd_z9T0
Purchase: https://zealpc.net/products/zilents
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now all we need is the ability to generate smells on demand to experience the burnt popcorn and two pack a day smoker whose jacket has experience forty years of it
I should crack open a can of tuna at 10am and leave it at the end of the desk! (Yes, this happens on the desk next to me at work)
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#87I work on the Starship Enterprise, but the pandemic is forcing me to work from home. This helps a lot: https://youtu.be/UKBvaOLDem0
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#89Does not work on Firefox
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#90Ehhhh that hum/droning sound that's constant doesn't sound like any office I've ever worked in. Other than that, neat!
I wonder if I should get one for home …