Office noise generator
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Office noise generator
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Re: Office noise generator
#2For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume.
I do not miss the office.
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#3It's the low murmur of the office and clickity-clack of the keys that is missing. Also that loud woman and that dude with the cough.
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#4It's a neat idea, but I can't stand the ~12 kHz noise in the background, it makes my head hurt.
For reference, here's a spectrograph: https://i.imgur.com/AmgaxPy.jpg
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#5For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume. I do not miss the office.
How am I supposed to work without the guy next to me chewing the egg he just cracked with his mouth open, the guy behind me crunching chips and audibly burping, and the sales guy with a bluetooth earpiece and mechanical keyboard!?
I do not miss the office.
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#6For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume. I do not miss the office.
Don't forget the horribly loud air circulation system right above you, either.
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#7For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume. I do not miss the office.
Add the HVAC units making weird noises, smartphone notification sounds, and ringtones, fucking ringtones.
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#8That’s honestly what I miss the least from the office. I don’t use it at all actually. The noise is the absolute worst part.
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#9For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume. I do not miss the office.
How am I supposed to work without the guy next to me chewing the egg he just cracked with his mouth open, the guy behind me crunching chips and audibly burping, and the sales guy with a bluetooth earpiece and mechanical keyboard!? I do not miss the office.
Where the hell do you people work lol :P
I'm in an open plan office of 300 people and it's usually just as quiet if not quieter than this website.
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#10It needs an option to amplify the typing noises to "I work with developers who insist mechanical keyboards are better" levels.