How much would someone bid for Hacker News? It's just devs slacking of and wannabe entrepreneurs giving questionable advice.
Just sell it as the collective consciousness of the tech zeitgeist and you can probably get a check for a billion dollars
Alphabet in bid to buy Hacker News
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#22Embrace, extend, extingui$h
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#23I raise that bid to $3.50
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#24Re: Alphabet in bid to buy Hacker News
#25I woke up like 2 minutes ago and this is the first thing I read. Fastest I've ever failed April Fool's.
I needed your coment to realize it. And I'm awake for 5 hours now!
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#26In related news, the US Justice Department has filed against Alphabet in its bid to purchase Hacker News in Federal District Court this morning claiming the proposed merger would provide Alphabet an unfair market command of both the letter "H" and the letter "N." Justice Department Lawyer Jennifer Garner said in a prepared statement, "Imagine a world where Alphabet literally owned HN and forced you to purchase license to use either of those letters on your web site."
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#27In related news, the US Justice Department has filed against Alphabet in its bid to purchase Hacker News in Federal District Court this morning claiming the proposed merger would provide Alphabet an unfair market command of both the letter "H" and the letter "N." Justice Department Lawyer Jennifer Garner said in a prepared statement, "Imagine a world where Alphabet literally owned HN and forced you to purchase licens…
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#28first thought: "oh god please no"
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#29I kid you not, today Alphabet's mindless robot army more frequently know as Google thought the best news to surface as an Android alert to me was something with the words Kubernetes, Covid19, and Microservices in the title. I can't wait to see what SEO masters will come up with as the optimized article. We need a GAN site entitled "this is not an hacker news submission'!!!
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#30This made me realize how much I like Hacker News and distrust Alphabet.