You could define a class called RingyDingyEnumerator!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxVap-1L1Y
Speaking of "old school", I love watching Joan Rivers shamelessly plug MCI, after which she audaciously asks Ernestine how old she is and grills her about her sexuality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AujuB_3Zs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Tomlin
> In 1970, AT&T offered Tomlin $500,000 to play her character Ernestine in a commercial, but she declined, saying it would compromise her artistic integrity. In 1976, she appeared on Saturday Night Live as Ernestine in a Ma Bell advertisement parody in which she proclaimed, "We don't care, we don't have to...we're the phone company." The character later made a guest appearance at The Superhighway Summit at UCLA on January 11, 1994, interrupting a speech being given on the information superhighway by then-Vice President Al Gore. She appeared as three of her minor characters in a 1998 ad campaign for Fidelity Investments that did not include Ernestine or Edith Ann. In 2003, she made two commercials as an "updated" Ernestine for WebEx.
phone company sketch - we dont care - Tomlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgUN_95UAw
Ernestine's House Call - Saturday Night Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TbI_1XoJN0
Ernestine the telephone operator calls General Motors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT4__Nz5HWY
Lily Tomlin as Ernestine the Telephone Operator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0l9fE2RAj8