What’s the tldr on why it is fast?
Have you seen the sticker on the NUC? 116 billion rows per second at 233.61GB/s. If you spend even a single second thinking about how absurd that number is you would start to see that the two benchmarks measure completely different things. Even with a quad channel Xeon CPU you won't see significantly more than 100GB/s memory bandwidth. Those 116 billion queries didn't actually happen. It's just a synthetic number. The result of the query was calculated during insertion of the temperature record before the benchmark has even started and then they just calculated the theoretical number of queries you would have to do for an equivalent result and slapped that fictional number on their NUC.