Again you're treating this as-if its a problem of finding a sufficiently smooth function over data points.
The problem is that the right behaviour is not a model fitted to that data. It isn't "fitted" at all.
When I turn the thermostat the temperature in the room increases. If the thermostat is broken, the temperature does not. The predicting the effect of the thermostat on the room requires intervening in the room to find out if it is broken; it requires having a model of the room, of the thermostat, etc.
No system that is not in direct causal contact with its environment can adapt to it. The system -- as it is in contact --- needs to be explicitly modelling the causally relevant features of that environment.
This isn't a statistical problem. You cannot learn a function over images to actions because the environment is absent from those images.
An infinite number of 2D images contain no 3D information. An infinite number of 3D images contain no skeletons (ie., inner-structure of objects). An infinite number of images of object pieces contain no information on object behaviour. An infinite number of videos of an object behaving contains no information of its behaviour when broken. An infinite number of videos of all possible breakages in all existing environments contains no information about behaviour in new environments.
Animals solve this problem by playing with objects, building models of those objects (their causal properties, ie., how they interact with other objects). That requires being-in an environment and explicitly modelling it.
There cannot be a "non-bogus" system arrived at via ML. Statistics itself is deficient in providing tools to design systems that "do what they should".
Any paradigm which makes the cartesian assumption that "behaviour is a function of data" is necessarily incapable of intelligent adaptation. Environments "as data" are infinities.
ie., For statistics to work you need all the relevant variables of an environment to make the "correct decision", and all the data needed to train against those. That's infinite.
The "child on road" column isn't going to be fed into the machine. The machine does not, and cannot, even model what a "child" is. Patterns among fractions of infinites is not a basis for saftey (, nor for intelligence).