I can't tell if you're seriously enquiring, or simply being snarky. However, taking your comment at face value ...
To me this post is saying that in some languages (in this case Haskell) there are ways of working that are hard to emulate in other languages (in this case C#). The post is talking through a specific example of this, and pointing out that if you only know one language (in this case C#) then you might be missing out on styles of thought that can help in solving certain problems.
The post isn't about one language being better or worse in absolute terms, it's about broadening your range as a programmer so you are aware of other techniques and styles of thought.
To go all "new age-y" it's about enlightenment. Usually Lisp is the language used to help programmers achieve enlightenment, but other options exist, such as fexl, Haskell, and others.
Seriously, many languages are "about the same," but some really do make you think differently. You can be an excellent and productive programmer without them, and the vast majority of programmers never try to step outside the bubble of Imperative & OO languages, but you will be missing out if you don't at some stage embrace one of these other "pure(ish) functional" languages that is genuinely different.
YMMV
Some reading:
* https://www.defmacro.org/ramblings/lisp.html
* https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2036244/whats-so-great-a...
Search for "Lisp Enlightenment" and cull mercilessly.